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File 01 / Civil filings
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CASE_26-0002
A ceramic pig from a child was found empty.
2026-11-05
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CASE_26-0003
A ceramic pig was found empty. Nobody in the house admits to owning a hammer.
2026-11-01
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CASE_26-0004
The last slice of birthday cake left the fridge without a witness.
2026-11-01
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CASE_26-0005
Seed phrase written on a napkin. The napkin was used. The wallet was not.
2026-11-02
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CASE_26-0006
Someone set the office thermostat to 16 degrees and walked away whistling.
2026-11-03
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CASE_26-0007
A rug was pulled. Floor price went with it. The dev's Discord is now a gardening blog.
2026-11-04